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TOP 10 DEFINITIONS FOR "AN ACT OF FAITH:"

• 10: Wearing a bikini anytime after age 25
  

• 9: Believing there is no film (or card) in the camera someone aims at you when you are acting goofy.

• 8: "Knowing" there is film (or a card) in the camera you grab for your kid's birthday party.

• 7: Jumping into a public swimming pool and trusting that no one .... welllll.. you know.....

• 6: Believing no one will notice what you 'let go' in the elevator. :-

• 5: Thinking the dip will stay on the chip all the way to your mouth.

• 4: Believing the doctor will see you at the actual time of your appointment.

• 3: Flushing a public toilet and believing it will "swallow."

• 2: Throwing a bowling ball down the alley, and believing the machine will give it back.

And, the Number One definition for an "act of faith:"

• Dropping a letter in a mailbox and believing it will arrive at its destination.